Broma-BSOD

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No tiene nada especial solo jugar un poco con Windows.

Aperitivo:

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Comida:

#include <windows.h>


#define SCREEN(x) GetSystemMetrics(*x == 'X' ? SM_CXSCREEN : SM_CYSCREEN)
/*  Declare Windows procedure  */
LRESULT CALLBACK WindowProcedure (HWND, UINT, WPARAM, LPARAM);

/*  Make the class name into a global variable  */
char szClassName[ ] = "CodeBlocksWindowsApp";

const char * texto[] = {
     "-A problem has been detected and Windous has been shut down to prevent damage",
     "-to your computer.",
     "*The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: MSNMSGR.EXE",
     "*A_LOT_OF_PORN_PHOTOS",
     "*If this is the first time you've seen this Stop error screen,",
     "-restart your computer. If this screen appears again, follow",
     "-these steps:",
     "*Check to make sure any new porn video is not viewed.",
     "*If this is a new installation of YouPornDownloader, ask your friends if ",
     "-they have any problem with any PornDownloader",
     "*If problems continue, disable or remove any newly porn video",
     "-or software downloader. ",
     "*If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart",
     "-your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and then",
     "-select Safe Mode.",
     "*Technical Information:",
     "**** MSNMSGR.EXE - Address: p_n_f13 @hotmail.com Author: P4|3L0 ***"
};

void dalealtextoLOL(HDC hDC){
    unsigned short na = 30;
     unsigned char bs = 0;

     while(bs <= 16){
             if(texto[bs][0] == '*') na += 23;
             TextOut(hDC,10,na+(bs*23),texto[bs]+1,lstrlen(texto[bs])-1);
             bs++;
     }
}

int WINAPI WinMain (HINSTANCE hThisInstance,
                     HINSTANCE hPrevInstance,
                     LPSTR lpszArgument,
                     int nCmdShow)
{
    HWND hwnd;               /* This is the handle for our window */
    MSG messages;            /* Here messages to the application are saved */
    WNDCLASSEX wincl;        /* Data structure for the windowclass */

    /* The Window structure */
    wincl.hInstance = hThisInstance;
    wincl.lpszClassName = szClassName;
    wincl.lpfnWndProc = WindowProcedure;      /* This function is called by windows */
    wincl.style = CS_DBLCLKS;                 /* Catch double-clicks */
    wincl.cbSize = sizeof (WNDCLASSEX);

    /* Use default icon and mouse-pointer */
    wincl.hIcon = LoadIcon (NULL, IDI_APPLICATION);
    wincl.hIconSm = LoadIcon (NULL, IDI_APPLICATION);
    wincl.hCursor = LoadCursor (NULL, IDC_ARROW);
    wincl.lpszMenuName = NULL;                 /* No menu */
    wincl.cbClsExtra = 0;                      /* No extra bytes after the window class */
    wincl.cbWndExtra = 0;                      /* structure or the window instance */
    /* Use Windows's default colour as the background of the window */
    wincl.hbrBackground = CreateSolidBrush(RGB(0,0,0x77));


    /* Register the window class, and if it fails quit the program */
    if (!RegisterClassEx (&wincl))
        return 0;

    /* The class is registered, let's create the program*/
    hwnd = CreateWindowEx (
           0,                   /* Extended possibilites for variation */
           szClassName,         /* Classname */
           "BSOD",       /* Title Text */
           WS_POPUP,
           0,
           0,      /* where the window ends up on the screen */
           SCREEN("X"),                 /* The programs width */
           SCREEN("Y"),                 /* and height in pixels */
           HWND_DESKTOP,        /* The window is a child-window to desktop */
           NULL,                /* No menu */
           hThisInstance,       /* Program Instance handler */
           NULL                 /* No Window Creation data */
           );

    /* Make the window visible on the screen */
    ShowWindow (hwnd, nCmdShow);

    /* Run the message loop. It will run until GetMessage() returns 0 */
    while (GetMessage (&messages, NULL, 0, 0))
    {
        /* Translate virtual-key messages into character messages */
        TranslateMessage(&messages);
        /* Send message to WindowProcedure */
        DispatchMessage(&messages);
    }

    /* The program return-value is 0 - The value that PostQuitMessage() gave */
    return messages.wParam;
}

HDC hDC;
PAINTSTRUCT ps;
HFONT hFont;
/*  This function is called by the Windows function DispatchMessage()  */

LRESULT CALLBACK WindowProcedure (HWND hwnd, UINT message, WPARAM wParam, LPARAM lParam)
{
    switch (message)                  /* handle the messages */
    {

        case WM_DESTROY:

            break;
          case WM_PAINT:
             hDC = BeginPaint(hwnd,&ps);

             hFont = CreateFont(
                   19, 12, 0, 0,FW_NORMAL, FALSE, FALSE, FALSE,
                   ANSI_CHARSET,OUT_DEFAULT_PRECIS,CLIP_DEFAULT_PRECIS,
                   DEFAULT_QUALITY,DEFAULT_PITCH|FF_ROMAN,"Verdana"
             );

             SelectObject(hDC, hFont);
             SetTextColor(hDC,RGB(0xFF,0xFF,0xFF));
             SetBkColor(hDC,RGB(0,0,0x77));

             dalealtextoLOL(hDC);

             DeleteObject(hFont);

             EndPaint(hwnd, &ps);
             break;
        default:                      /* for messages that we don't deal with */
            return DefWindowProc (hwnd, message, wParam, lParam);
    }

    return 0;
}

Como se ve, aun hay cosas por defecto de codeblocks..porque solo he tocado algunas cosas, a partir de la GUI de windows que me daba code::blocks